ME: (cough, cough, cough) Oh, no! I've got swine flu! Hahaha! MOOO!
MACKENZIE: Um, swines are pigs...
ME: I know th- OH! Hahaha! Pigs don't go 'mooo', they go 'OINK'!
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whatever's on my mind, the way i see it all, from my point of view.
Lady P. Umbrella
- Lady P. Umbrella
- Lady P. Umbrella; an odd blog name, don't you think? I guess I should explain... My Mum's cousin's eldest son had trouble pronouncing my name for a while, so instead of calling me by my real name, he called me Umbrella, then Arabrella, until finally he got it right. But although the letter 'P' doesn't appear in my name at all, it is the first letter of four of the most important things in my life: Poetry, Photography, my People and Peace signs.
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The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (The Professor at the Breakfast-Table)
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
Albert Einstein
Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.
Hans Christian Andersen
Years ago, fairy tales all began with Once upon a time... now we know they all begin with, If I am elected.
Carolyn Warner
Be who you are and say what you mean, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss
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